SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- During prosecutor Linda Drane Burdick’s closing remarks at the final moments of the Casey Anthony trial, in which she told the jury that Anthony was trying to pin the death of her daughter Caylee on her father, media observers alleged that Anthony could be seen mouthing either “it’s not his fault” or “because it’s his fault.” HLN host Nancy Grace, who now claims to be an expert lip reader, told her audience that Anthony definitely said, “It’s not his fault.”

Grace has made condemning Casey Anthony the cornerstone her 2011 programming. But when excited representatives from San Narciso’s only cable provider, RJ Fletcher Communications, begged Grace to reveal what Bill Murray whispered in Scarlett Johansson’s ear at the end of “Lost in Translation,” Grace was stumped.

“I don’t know what the hell Murray whispered to that home-wrecking slut,” Grace snapped. “Probably told her to hire some thug to murder her husband if she wanted out of the relationship so bad. Believe me, it’s not that hard to do.”

RJ Fletcher Communications has since pulled Nancy Grace’s show from its local programming.

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