SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- According to a new law signed by Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer...
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
GOP Convention's Mystery Guest Revealed: Ronald Reagan
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Rumors of a mystery speaker at the 2012 Republican National...
Monday, August 27, 2012
Fearing Hurricane Isaac as Divine Retribution, Terrified RNC Attendees Consider Human Sacrifice as Atonement
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Authorities in New Orleans escalated emergency procedures...
Saturday, August 25, 2012
RIP Neil Armstrong
Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the surface of the moon, has died at the age of 8...
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Walmart Warns Investors of Production Snags as Child Mortality Rates Soar in Sudan
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Since the early 2000s, Walmart executives, shareholders and...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
New Poll Shows Voters Don't Care About Gas Prices: 'It's Not Like We're Driving to a Job'
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- With the Labor Day holiday fast approaching, along with the...
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Smithsonian Guards on Suicide Watch after Claiming Museum Pieces Come to Life After Hours
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Officials in Washington D.C. evacuated the Hirshhorn Museum...
Monday, August 20, 2012
Todd Akin Explains Rape Classifications and How Female Reproductive Systems Actually Work
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- In a bold move to make the "Dr. Strangelove" character Gen....
Friday, August 17, 2012
Lonely Nerd Psychologist Claims Oral Sex Miracle Cure for Morning Sickness and Other Maladies
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- New York based psychologist Gordon Gallup has posited an...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Twenty Facts You Should Know About a Mitt Romney White House
Investigative research and additional reporting by Michael Livingston
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript)...
Monday, August 13, 2012
Guns Don't Kill People, Hollywood Does
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Evening Transcript reporter G. Righter has been following...
Friday, August 10, 2012
Facebook or al Qaeda? Investors Struggle with Dilemma
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Two of the world's most well-known violators of privacy and...
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
After Chick-fil-A Success, Papa John's Attacks Obamacare in Effort to Boost Sales
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- By openly defying gay marriage and accusing homosexuals of...
Monday, August 6, 2012
Romney to Outsource Vice Presidency to India
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Spending an excessive amount of his time campaigning with...
Thursday, August 2, 2012
KKK Names Chick-fil-A Official Restaurant
SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Fans and critics of Chick-fil-A have taken to the streets...
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