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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Clint Eastwood's Obsession with Invisible People in Empty Chairs Drives Wife to Therapy

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Entertainment media reported last Thursday that Dina Eastwood,...

Monday, April 29, 2013

Westboro Baptist Church Forms Basketball Team to Protest NBA

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The professional sports establishment has been an influential...

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Iran's Time Machine Prototype Hits Store Shelves This Summer

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- On April 11, Iran's state-run news agency, Fars, announced...

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

CNN Admits Accessing AP Twitter Feed, Denies Hacking Allegations

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The main Twitter account of the Associated Press (AP) was...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Cuisinart and Home Depot Enjoy Sales Increases as Demand for Pressure Cooker Bombs Soars

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- As the contentious gun rights debate rages through the chambers...

Friday, April 19, 2013

CNN Names All Marathon Attendees and Spectators as Suspects in Boston Bombings

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- On Wednesday, amid a flurry of conflicting media reports,...

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Embarrassed Terror Groups Shamefully Admit No Connection to Boston Attacks

Confused Taliban fighter (AP) SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Federal investigators continue...

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

NRA Says Boston Bombings Could Have Been Prevented if Marathon Were Biathlon

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Given the high alerts, enhanced security, and police presence...

Friday, April 12, 2013

New Twitter Service Revolutionizes Online Music with 10-Second Songs

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Twitter, the omnipresent social networking tool that perfectly...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

North Korea Nuke Confirmed but Apple Maps Guidance System More Worrisome

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Reading from a declassified section of the latest U.S. Defense...

Monday, April 8, 2013

Following News of Thatcher and Funicello, Census Insider Reveals Shocking Truth: 150,000 Others Died Today

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- When it comes to the demise of public figures, popular mythology...

Thursday, April 4, 2013

North Korea Readies Missiles, Mistaking 'Iron Man' Premiere in Seoul for US Superweapon Display

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The premiere of "Iron Man 3" in Seoul could be this century's...

Monday, April 1, 2013

Google Announces the End of Search, Its Latest Spring Cleaning Victim

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Last spring, to the dismay of many, Google retired several...

Steven Moffat Answers Burning Question After 50 Years: Doctor Who is God.

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- This weekend brought scads of exciting news to fans of "Doctor...
 
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