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Friday, February 28, 2014

Mississippi Man Rises from Dead, GOP Lawmakers Signal Official Start of Zombie Apocalypse

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- A 78-year-old Mississippi man was pronounced dead on Wednesday...

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Britain's GCHQ Revolutionizes Adult Entertainment Industry with World’s Purest Reality Porn

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- According to newly leaked documents from Edward Snowden,...

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Arizona Lawmakers Say SB1062 Not Anti-Gay, It Discriminates Against Every Group Christians Oppose

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has until Saturday to decide...

Monday, February 24, 2014

Arizona Governor Introduces New State Constitution to Promote "Uber-Equality"

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Arizona Governor Jan Brewer courted controversy once again...

Friday, February 21, 2014

Postal Service Announces 2015 Release of Steve Jobs iStamp 1.0 with Financing Options

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) revealed Friday that Steve...

Friday, February 14, 2014

Special Events for Lonely Singles on Valentine's Day 2014

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- If you live in Bennington Vale and fall into that odd...

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Faces Fresh Plagiarism Charges for New Film About Rabbi Who Becomes a Messiah

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Actor Shia LaBeouf, donning a bag over his head in public,...

Monday, February 10, 2014

Republicans Attack CVS Ban on Cigarettes as Ruinous for the Economy and the Company

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- Last week, in what Republicans labeled a socialist plot,...

Monday, February 3, 2014

Al Qaeda Dissolves Business Ties with Militant Division in Syria and Iraq, Cites Google Motorola Split as Inspiration

SAN NARCISO, Calif. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- The business news during the first quarter of 2014 has already...
 
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